Another Mailer, Another Lie

Babied Joe has bombarding mail boxes with his annoying mail pieces for the past few weeks, but he just can't seem to help him by continually lying in them. First it was his detailed jobs plan, which is still absent by the way, now it is about his "successful business".

Babied Joe has been bragging all the time he is out on the campaign trail about his "successful business", which I will get to in a second, but first to the mailer.

Eleven years ago, Joe started his own small business here.

Wrong answer, just tell the truth Joe, its not even a big difference, its only been 7 years since he started BabyJoe LLC, "his very successful business". Of course, when you taken as many shots to the head as Joe, you might not be so good at math.

But more importantly what does this business do?

As best I can tell nothing, Joe seems to have just given himself limited liability.

The business is listed in a Chamber of Commerce Directory... but the phone number listed, 691-0525, is disconnected and it lists the business as "Professional Boxer".

Google searches turn up scant information, but it seems his "very successful business" makes political contributions.

Oh yea, it was also involved in a lawsuit.

So to sum it up, in Babied Joe's world, making a few political contributions, suing and getting counter sued and having a disconnected phone number makes you "very successful".